Overheard:
7 Year old SweetGirl talking to Black Lab Shadow in her best Sing Song Mommy Voice.
You had a choice…you choose to eat the rabbit poop. Now you have to live with that choice. You have decided that you don’t get to play outside, you must come in. Okay?
Then whispers….
Mommy and Daddy will NOT be happy if they have to clean up your puke again. Okay baby. Bye Bye.
Good Grief! Is that really how I sound?
PS Credit where credit is due.
A wonderful tall dark and handsome fairy with a nasty gag reflex came to my house last night. He bravely did what no parent wants to do…he cleaned up the atrocious pile of dog vomit in the laundry room. THANK YOU Dog Vomit Cleaning Fairy!
Haha… Can I borrow your vomit fairy? After the dog finishes eating rabbit poop, of course. And he is tall, dark, and handsome to boot? Where did you find him? đ