*Pinched your eyelid in your eyelash curler.
*Gone to the ATM and driven away WITHOUT your cash.
*Made sandwiches for you kids to take to school and then remembered it’s hot lunch day.
*Lugged you butt out of bed to start the day, hit the shower, only to realize it was Saturday.
*Gone to the store for milk, spent $100.00 on Groceries..but not picked up the flipping milk.
*Walked downstairs and not been able to remember what you were on your way to do.
*Left laundry in the wash….for 2 days.
*Slept all night with your pajama top on backwards.
*Run to the mall with spit up on your shirt.
*Worn the same pair of pants two days in a row.
Congratulations you have joined the ranks of the tired Mamas.
Go ahead, make yourself a strong cup of coffee. You’re gonna need it.
kathy downey says
omg,it’s like your writing the story of my life lol
lz says
Yes to almost all of them!
I was in the grocery store and got money at the ATM. I walked away and forgot my cash, and I saw the man behind me in the store and told him my mistake, and he said he didn’t see my money. Uggh. Stop, thief!!