You realize you have been alternating between just two pairs of pants. These my friends are called your FAT pants.
You wake up in the morning and your very first thought is about food.
Actually, your every thought is about food.
You are sneaking chocolate when no one is looking.
Your daily water intake has been switched from the recommended 8 glasses to 1 glass of water, 4 of coffee, 1 juice and 2 glasses of wine.
Your kids ask where we are ordering dinner from tonight.
You are exhaling when you weigh yourself on those nasty scales just hoping it takes off an extra ounce or two.
You consider cutting your hair. It will definitely reflect a weight loss. (I have a lot of hair.)
You are making those grunting noises as you get up off the floor again.
You are considering going back to your old reliable scales. The ones that were wrong by 5 pounds but always made you feel so much better about you!
You are considering buying spanx.
Your exercise regime has been switched from time on the treadmill to time on the couch.
You look in the mirror and see your Mother looking back!
You and your Hubby have a discussion about what’s for dinner AND what’s for 10’ses (you know the 4th meal of the day!)
You are cussing at the dryer for shrinking all of your clothes.
Yes..these are all signs that you are on a slippery slope. Time to give yourself a kick in one of those two pairs of pants!
Hahahahaha – yep, know most of those signs. Oh dear!
yup, i think i live on a permanent diet, well until this upcoming vacation that is!
And there was I thinking my little secret was safe – the scales set 5 pounds less! Yes, maybe it’s Spanx time for me too (got to watch my weight – all that fabulous fur can only conceal so much!!)
LOL LOLA:)
PS Success in not losing the connection to yr page that usually happens as soon as it downloads!
Been there, done that! Happy to say I am not in that current state though. Very well captured.
Too cute! I like the way you express yourself.
Best of luck losing the “little” extras.
You are so funny. I always blame the dryer lol.
Yikes! Guilty of most. I do love water a lot! it’s the only thing I drink. Everyone thinks I’m weird but…..
Uh…. I think I am staying off till after my holiday. Don’t want to restrict myself on vacation!! ha ha Thankfully – no swimsuit will be packed 🙂