How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Getting My Mojo Back . . .and Getting it Off My Chest!

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It’s been a rough week so!

~I hope my Hubby thinks Hypochondriacs are *hot* cause I’ve decided I am what I am, this old bird can’t change her ways!

~I sent up a little prayer of thanks last night….to the The Lunch Lady. Thanks goodness today is hot lunch day for my darling daughters. I am so sick of making lunches!

~While I’m at it I’d also like to say a quick blessing to the makers of Tylenol, Advil and Ice packs. You rock.

~Why doesn’t Canada have a “Black Friday” of Shopping? How do I get that started here?

~Why do I bother with the non-fat latte then add a Ginger Molasses Cookie? Is this really going to keep me in those skinny jeans?

~I need a Blue Tooth. You know….some kind of wireless cell phone contraption for my car, but I’m afraid of making a shopping blunder and can’t decide which kind to buy. I have shopping paralysis!

~Why do shirts and sweaters always look so good in the store and then like crap when I get them home? Are there some kind of magic mirrors in those dressing rooms??

~Oh…and one last time. Down with Swine flu.

Random feels so good. 🙂

    • Comments

    2. Oh no, swine flu???? Eek! So sorry, hope you feel better soon. I think the hardest part of the swine flu in my family was the quarantine and the total stir-craziness that ensued. Don’t forget, you can always partake in all of the online Black Friday bonanzas, even in Canada! 🙂

    6. kim = supahot

      kim = hypochondriac

      therefore kim = supahot hypochondriac

      wait…

      kim = hypochondriac

      hypochondriac = supahot

      therefore kim = supahot hypochondriac

      no…no…

      ahem.

      hypochondriac = supahot

      supahot = you

      therefore you = hypochondriac

      which means you are me…

      hmmm…no wonder I got a C in logic class. crap. OH WAIT!

      kim from Alaska = she is Canadian?

      sigh.

      Yeah, I bleach my turkey. The end.

      I can’t eat chili anymore.

      NOW the end.

    9. I love your random posts. My dad is a hypochondriac, so my sister and I have a little bit of it in us too. My sister always thinks she has a brain tumor and I always think I have cancer. And we never do. And be thankful you don’t have black Friday there. It is torture and traffic is hellish!

    11. Random is best ever.

      And I concur – no Black Friday in Cda? WTF?! (pardon my french)

      Hope you’re not requiring too much of those Tylenol, Advil and ice packs.