Why can’t the garbage man come on the same day every week? My garage would be a whole lot nicer to park in, the neighbourhood would smell better. On the flip side, it would be a lot less entertaining for the collectors who clearly get their chuckles from women in pajamas running like crazy people with trash cans to the curbs.
Why can’t I remember my new Dyson vacuum cleaner has a suck power of 10. My curtain rods can’t take many more “I sucked up the curtains” incidents. Besides, children shouldn’t hear those words coming from a Mamas mouth.
Why is it every time I am vacuuming I think I hear the phone ringing? Is there something wrong with me?
Why is it every time I declare a PJ day the delivery dude shows up!
Why is it when my house get to that special state of…”Eeek I have to clean this place up!” Friends decide to do the drop in.
Why is my kitchen counter such a crap magnet?
Why can’t an extra 5lbs around the middle be a sign of prosperity, a life well led? Why can’t it be hot?
Why have they not invented a travelling Starbucks truck..it could trail right behind the ice cream man!
I must accept that there are some things I shall never know.
Debbie says
I do like the way you think! And I always hear things when I vacuum. That’s why I don’t do it very often. It must be bad for me:)
Saving Savy Pinkey says
Hey, ringing of phone really happens with me too… đ
I would add one more…. I don’t know why, when I go to fill the fuel for my vehicle, the queue I usually leave by waiting at fuel station, becomes faster when I join another one :(.
Btw, Thanks for stopping by my blog.
Crystal Jigsaw says
Very typical isn’t it! I think it’s called sod’s law.
CJ xx
Adventures In China says
Oooh traveling Starbucks. Now that is one awesome idea!
I never get visitors, phew! Because usually I am naked.
Radka says
Hello, Have a nice day. You have a nice blog. Radka.
⼠Braja says
OK, i haven’t vacuumed for YEARS….maybe 20 years! But that ringing sound? I remember it well. Damned phone. Every time. :)))
rachel... says
Oh man, that 6-business-day garbage schedule is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I think I’d start throwing my trash in the dumpster behind Target or something once a week.
Live, Laugh, Love says
Lol. “women in pajamas running like crazy people with trash cans to the curbs”
I thought i was the only person who imagines they hear the phone ringing while vacuuming!!
Too Many Hats says
You should pitch the Starbucks idea to their CEO – I would totally go for that.
Tania-Dreams2009 says
ahah love your blog đ I would love the starbucks truck then we could run out the house screaming “Starrrrrbucksss truuuuk!”
Karen says
There must be something in the Dyson mechanism that sounds like the telephone. I do that all the time, too.
And the Starbucks delivery truck totally needs to be invented.
Midlife Jobhunter says
“Why can’t an extra 5lbs around the middle be a sign of prosperity, a life well led? Why can’t it be hot?”
We just need the world of Rubenesque art to come back and we’ll be hot as hell.
yonca says
Oh gosh! Glad i am not the only one who thinks phone is ringing while vacuuming:)
Technodoll says
It would take away some of the adventure if life were perfect, c’mon!
OK I’m lying.
give me the universal truths, dammit!
Mighty M says
Oh man, I would LOVE it if these extra 5 on my tummy were HOT!! That would be awesome!
I hear the vacuum too! Weird!! đ