How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

This Weeks Confessions From The Suburbs

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Dear Romantic Hubby bought me a Chocolate covered candy apple as part of my Valentines Gift.  I promised I would share.  Apparently I lied.  Chocolately covered goodness is all gone.  Went out and replaced it with a second new Delicious Apple.  Shhh.  No one will ever know.

Did my new drivers license arrive in the mail yet?  Well yes, but I keep telling him “No”.  The picture is that horrible and I am that vain!  How did I start looking so much like my mother in just under 5 years?  Not there’s anything wrong with that, she is a stunning 65 year old gal!  Must invest some uber expensive face cream to combat the crows feet and check out that Jillian’s Shred.  Think if I went for some botox the Ministry of Transportation would give me a re-take?

Was secretly relieved when the sleep over / tubing birthday my SweetGirl was invited to was in direct conflict with BlueEyes Gymnastics meet.  She legitimately can’t go and now I don’t have to make up an excuse as to why she can’t sleep over at that bossy know it all full of attitude I can do everything better then you can do it little girls house.

Was so tired that I put lip liner where eyeliner is supposed to go.  Just one eye before I figured my mistake.  Red rouge..not the best look around green eyes.

Sitting cross legged on the floor while writing this post.  Had a HUGE sneeze…and a little bit of pee sneaked out.  Good grief. 

Can you beat that confession?

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    • Comments

    1. Hahahahahah! Thank goodness it didn’t leak on the computer! Gack!

      And sharing? What’s that? You’re too kind, to replace it. I would eat the second one too… 😉

      I have been absent. But I am back. Aren’t you excited??!!!!

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    4. My driver’s license picture was taken before my Tony Danza haircut grew out. It’s B-A-D.

      Also, I refuse to acknowledge pee that comes out from sneezing or coughing. Therefore, I cannot beat your confession because I refuse to admit that condition exists.

    6. I don’t think I can beat that confession, hmm, secretly relieved that my Dh had to take youngest to Scout meeting last night.