This is a phone call you don’t get everyday!
“Hey girlfriend, what’s new?”
”I’m getting new Boobs on Monday.”
What the #@((???
My 5’9’’ 125 lb hottie girlfriend is spending in excess of six thousand dollars on “enhancements”.
Six.Thousand.Dollars.
What goes through your mind when you hear something like this?
Well, I’ll tell you what races through mine!
Huh?
You’re doing what?
For fun, not because you have to?
I can spend a week in the Caribbean for that.
That’s hardwood floors….bamboo even.
Oh ..my aching back. Won’t giant boobies hurt your wee back.
What happens when you are 90 years old and still rocking the rack?
Do you still wear bar shirts? Do they sell Granny bar shirts?
What if you want more kids? These enhancements, can they still be umm working boobies?
We are not talking about little wee boobs, we are talking about stripper boobs!
LOL Damn, you’re going to look gooood.
Can I have your old shirts?
I’m thinking your Hubby is going to be happy.
You know what sweetie, you are going for what you want, for that you are all kinds of brave.
It’s not for me, but good for you.
Can I touch em? lol. Actually, no thanks. 🙂
Sarah says
Good for her! I would totally do it but I’m scared of the surgery and the pain…we will see what the future holds, though!
Tinika says
Ha! My aunt just had removed, lol. And my girl friend purchased some last year just found she was having another baby a few months back, lol.
But I’m with you, that is so new floors!
Sara @ Domestically Challenged says
Cool. I am scared of any surgery, but if it makes her happy…go for it!
Stacie's Madness says
very similar to a conversation i had with a friend that was getting a reduction. 😀
Amy says
I could do so much more with money too. If she has children then what happens to them. Just asking..
blueviolet says
If it weren’t for surgery and the cost, I would do it too. So basically…I wouldn’t do it.
But I envy those who do!
kyooty says
pass, I’d never do it, I have a hard enough time keeping track of what i’ve got.
Much More Than Mommy says
I have known more people to get reductions and been very happy with them — it didn’t seem like giant boobies made life much better for them! I ended up wearing a G while I was nursing, and was a DD for quite a while after I stopped, and I was very happy when they relaxed a little!
***Holly*** says
Absolutely no regrets here! And yes, they are still perfectly functional. 🙂
my little world says
Sadly most of my girlfriends bought their boobs too. I don’t have too.. I am 125pds and a natural DD.. uggh thanks Grandma lol.. although I always said I want a reduction and then implants a good “C” would be great! 🙂 I say to each his/her own.. if that will make her happy that is all that matters 🙂
Toni says
If she’s doing it for the right reasons i.e. to boost her own self-confidence (and no-one elses) then I’m all for it but considering I’m about to use £5000 to travel around Asia for three months I know what I’d rather use the money for lol
Michelle @ Flying Giggles says
Most people I know who have fake boobs always offer to let EVERYONE touch them, it really is the oddest thing!
Alyssa says
Your thoughts are too funny! At least it’s not because her hubs insists. Not to be discriminatory or anything but do lesbians buy bigger boobs?
Just a thought.
Existential Waitress says
A close friend of mine has fake boobies too. They’re just not for me though. I’ll just accept the sagging. LOL.
Secret Mom Thoughts says
$6,000 would be us a new roof.