1. There is always an aquarium. To calm you. Puh! All those fish swimming around with their eyes bulging out of their heads…they just look like they are silently screaming……
PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!
2. Everyone in the office. Yes, everyone. Their teeth are too white. They need to join the rest of of the world and down a cup of coffee or Red wine once in a while. It’s unnatural, unholy. Not fair.
3. It freaks me out when you sit in that uncomfortable chair and 2 sets of eyes peek over at you from behind mint green and white masks. Kind of reminds me of a horror flick. I could never pick these dental hygienists out in a line up! Do they even have faces behind those masks? I’ve never seen them!
4. Tools are in my mouth. One is sucking spit the other is pick pick picking. Gross. Then the dentist is asking me about my kids, plans for the summer, seen any good movies lately? Huh? Excuse me while I drool a little and try to figure out what and how I am supposed to talk??
5. It smells. Nuff said.
I floss and I brush, but I do not enjoy the dentist.
I am an adult, kinda, and you can not make me go. So there.
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PS…if you know a good hypnotist who can get their freak on and get me over this ridiculous childhood fear…please send me their e-mail. Time to get over myself already.
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I HATE the dentist it always gives me days of stress just waiting to go