How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Life Would Be Easier

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I’m sure we all wish there was world peace, no famine, cures for the worst of diseases.  You know, that pageant queen answers.  The big wishes are obvious and universal.  Today I’m just after a few subtle changes to the way the world works. That’s all I’m asking for.  Ya know, to make my life easier, cause it’s all about me. 

StarbucksI wish Starbucks delivered.  I would have a standing order.

I wish cars were bendy.  Wouldn’t it be easier to park?  Then I could squeeze my giant SUV anywhere!

I wish homework was banned on weekends.  Just sayin.

I wish toilets were self cleaning.

I wish pets didn’t shed.

I wish new boots were already broken in when you bought them.  Feet hurty.

I wish cell phones bounced.  Sigh.

That is all.  For today anyway.

What little things would you wish for?

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    2. Great ideas!
      I wish Dirty Diapers Changed themselves…I wish doogies picked up and threw out their poop…I wish clothes was self cleaning…and that the government would pay Stay At Home Moms…

    6. Those are great wishes that I agree with you on. Well mine would be to have some thing I could go through like on the Jetsons and I would be all showed, dressed and have make-up on!

    8. that my kids would stop getting sick – going on three weeks already – sucking big time! I had my feet vomited on last week!

    13. I totally wished Starbucks delivered or that we at least had one close to my office. Although, I’m probably saving tons of money by not having one:) Also, I wish laundry folded itself & put itself away!