I’m sure we all wish there was world peace, no famine, cures for the worst of diseases. You know, that pageant queen answers. The big wishes are obvious and universal. Today I’m just after a few subtle changes to the way the world works. That’s all I’m asking for. Ya know, to make my life easier, cause it’s all about me.
I wish Starbucks delivered. I would have a standing order.
I wish cars were bendy. Wouldn’t it be easier to park? Then I could squeeze my giant SUV anywhere!
I wish homework was banned on weekends. Just sayin.
I wish toilets were self cleaning.
I wish pets didn’t shed.
I wish new boots were already broken in when you bought them. Feet hurty.
I wish cell phones bounced. Sigh.
That is all. For today anyway.
What little things would you wish for?
Starbucks needs to have a delivery service, and they also need to have a truck that drives around with a Starbucks inside, you know like the Ice Cream Man in the summer.
As soon as they realize how brilliant these ideas are I’m sure I’ll be hired to head up their marketing department. Just sayin’
I love the wish that cars were bendy!! I’m always trying to park in difficult spots here in NY – it would make my life so much easier!! This is a great list
Definately the Starbucks delivery! I’d be all over that!
I wish my new puppy would learn to use the loo or at least pick up his own poo and bag it up!
I wish that when I had to go to and from work I had a clicker that would just take me there….or where ever it is I may need to be. I hate driving!
I’m with you on the bouncing cell phones as I’ve dropped mine more times than I have fingers. Also as a former teacher, you’d be so happy to know that I NEVER gave HW on the weekends and totally agree…no one should!
I think all places should deliver- or at least have drive-thrus.
Mmmm.. starbucks to delivers.. oh what more COULD i ask for??!!??
What a great topic.
I wish my HOUSE was self cleaning — screw the toilet — I want it all!
I wish the grocery store would deliver and put away my groceries.
And your “canned” answers for beauty queen pagenats reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
It’s hilarious!
I wish snickers were fat free.
And that everyone (ie ME) could get free childcare for about 3 hours a week.
And sign me up for the Starbucks!
The shih tzu doesn’t shed. Let me tell you – that’s her best quality!
YES with the Starbucks delivery already! I wish that as soon as I sat down in front of the computer, my kids didn’t mean me RIGHT THIS SECOND!
I wish gas tanks filled themselves.
Bendy cars – Brilliant!
Cell phones do bounce if you buy a rubber holder for it (I discovered this after many that didn’t bounce.)
Toilets ALMOST clean themselves with a fizzy thing in the bowl (oh wait, but when the boys miss??? can’t help you there)
As for the rest, SIGN ME UP.
I wish the better the food tasted the fewer the calories…
Why stop at toilets? I think all homes should be self-cleaning.