I’m sure we all wish there was world peace, no famine, cures for the worst of diseases. You know, that pageant queen answers. The big wishes are obvious and universal. Today I’m just after a few subtle changes to the way the world works. That’s all I’m asking for. Ya know, to make my life easier, cause it’s all about me.
I wish Starbucks delivered. I would have a standing order.
I wish cars were bendy. Wouldn’t it be easier to park? Then I could squeeze my giant SUV anywhere!
I wish homework was banned on weekends. Just sayin.
I wish toilets were self cleaning.
I wish pets didn’t shed.
I wish new boots were already broken in when you bought them. Feet hurty.
I wish cell phones bounced. Sigh.
That is all. For today anyway.
What little things would you wish for?
Ms Batman says
Starbucks needs to have a delivery service, and they also need to have a truck that drives around with a Starbucks inside, you know like the Ice Cream Man in the summer.
As soon as they realize how brilliant these ideas are I’m sure I’ll be hired to head up their marketing department. Just sayin’
Sarah at The Stroller Ballet says
I love the wish that cars were bendy!! I’m always trying to park in difficult spots here in NY – it would make my life so much easier!! This is a great list 🙂
Tammy says
Definately the Starbucks delivery! I’d be all over that!
rachgrif says
I wish my new puppy would learn to use the loo or at least pick up his own poo and bag it up! 😉
Day 2 Day Living says
I wish that when I had to go to and from work I had a clicker that would just take me there….or where ever it is I may need to be. I hate driving!
Shannon says
I’m with you on the bouncing cell phones as I’ve dropped mine more times than I have fingers. Also as a former teacher, you’d be so happy to know that I NEVER gave HW on the weekends and totally agree…no one should!
Shell says
I think all places should deliver- or at least have drive-thrus.
Randi Troxell says
Mmmm.. starbucks to delivers.. oh what more COULD i ask for??!!??
**** April **** says
What a great topic.
I wish my HOUSE was self cleaning — screw the toilet — I want it all!
I wish the grocery store would deliver and put away my groceries.
And your “canned” answers for beauty queen pagenats reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
It’s hilarious!
Allison @ I heart Change says
I wish snickers were fat free.
And that everyone (ie ME) could get free childcare for about 3 hours a week.
And sign me up for the Starbucks!
Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds says
The shih tzu doesn’t shed. Let me tell you – that’s her best quality!
Loukia says
YES with the Starbucks delivery already! I wish that as soon as I sat down in front of the computer, my kids didn’t mean me RIGHT THIS SECOND!
Kassie says
I wish gas tanks filled themselves.
The Girl Next Door says
Bendy cars – Brilliant!
Cell phones do bounce if you buy a rubber holder for it (I discovered this after many that didn’t bounce.)
Toilets ALMOST clean themselves with a fizzy thing in the bowl (oh wait, but when the boys miss??? can’t help you there)
As for the rest, SIGN ME UP.
I wish the better the food tasted the fewer the calories…
Unknown Mami says
Why stop at toilets? I think all homes should be self-cleaning.