Yes, you read that right. It is not even a real word, but it is how I feel. I do not like you instant fall asleepers. You know who you are, you know who I mean. The people who put their heads down on the pillow and are instantly asleep! This may be just a teeny bit directed at my Hubby. So, who exactly do you think you are, and how the hell do you do this???
How do you stop the whirling thoughts of the day from swirling around in your head?
Do you not have a single ache or pain that keeps you awake for even a moment?
Don’t you ever remember that you forgot to start the dishwasher and have to get up and start it?
Don’t you ever worry that you forgot to lock the back door and have to run down and check it?
Am I really the only one who forgets to put the laundry in the dryer? Can’t leave that in there over night. Super stinky.
Did the girls pack their stuff for cheerleading? Is your first appointment tomorrow at 9AM or 9:30? It makes a difference. Are we almost out of dog food? What are you going to make for sides at Christmas dinner this year? Oh my gosh there are so many Christmas gifts left to buy!! What on earth am I going to wear to the Christmas party on Saturday night. Will it ever stop snowing?
Sigh. Yep. I hate you instant fall asleepers.
Pass the wine. Maybe that will help.
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Me (aka Danielle) says
Amen to that! I toss and turn, replaying my day, planning the next days task..so on and so forth…It’s miserable! I too hate the Quick to Fall Asleepers!
Lee-Ann says
My husband is the same. 🙁 Drives me crazy! It takes me at least 30 minutes to fall asleep at night!
Debby@Just Breathe says
My husband is one of those. I don’t think his head is even on the pillow yet when he is out!
Technodoll says
ohmygosh you guys got as much snow as we did! buried alive, i tell you, buried!
who are the shovelers in the family? it should be the ones who have no trouble sleeping, that would be fair.
yeah, i’m jealous of ’em too.
Kate says
I’m an instant fall asleeper. I’m also one of those annoying people who can fall asleep anywhere, lol!
Pamela says
Two words: Sleeping pills. Oh, yeah and the wine doesn’t hurt;)
Missy says
My DH is one of those and it Kills me!!!!
Gigi says
Pssst!!! Yes, the wine does help!
Life with Kaishon says
Me too. I don’t like them for one instant. When I lay down I start to worry about all of the things I have to do the next day. And then I can’t sleep 🙁 It is the worst!
Polly says
So annoying isn’t it. I think its why I read so much – its the only thing that helps me to switch off – unless of course its so good I keep thinking about it…arggh
solsticemom says
I have trouble falling asleep and staying asleep. I’m forever tired.
Tinika says
You crack me up! But I understand what your saying. I’m the same way. It always takes me forever to fall asleep.
Sarah @ Picture Window says
I hear ya. And on top of that, I’m incapable of sleeping in. Even if I’m exhausted I can’t sleep later than 6 or 6:30.
Eliza says
LOL I am one of them. I pick a vacation spot(almost always hawaii or bahamas), make my own sceneries and I drift off to sleep thinking about the beach..works like charm 🙂
Tammy says
Normally I can fall asleep fast…sorry! I stay up too late so that is one reason. Last night was a different story. I had a cappucino around 6 p.m. Not a good thing…didn’t sleep well at all!