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Passive Aggressive Letters: I Don’t Understand People!

in Everyday on 07/29/13

A tradition at How To Survive Life In The Suburbs, the Passive Aggressive Letter…with Love of course.  This past weekend, my fabulous and funny blogging  friend Kyla at Mommy’s Weird, allowed me to grace her blog with my presence.  For her I created a hodge podge of some of my favourite letters that clearly explain one thing;  I do not understand people. 

Dear Tim Horton’s Customer,

At the Tim Horton’s coffee shop, there is a certain protocol one must follow.  It is quite simple really.  When you walk in the door, you go and get in line.  You line up at the BACK of the line.   You do not wave your skinny Lululemon clad ass and think this is somehow a pass to the front.  I for one am unimpressed. Okay I was a little bit impressed, but not enough to let you get your coffee before me and the 70 year old gent who held the door open for me.

Signed,

Yep, People Can Still Surprise Me

Dear Sweet Girl Helping Us Out In The Tile Store,

Yes.  You have boobs.  All girls do.  Yours do happen to be exceptionally large.  This is not something that I usually find overly distracting. Today however, I felt like a dude. I could not stop looking at your boobs!   A little advice from one babe to another. When you work in a great big cold building, and have great big boobs, and one of those boob points east and the other points west, it might be better if you put on a bra.  A good one. 

Just Sayin.

Signed

The Girl Who May Have Talked To Your Boobs.  (Sorry)

 

To see the rest of the passive aggressiveness, please pop over and say Hello to Kyla!

(She is super funny, you will want to meet her!  Please tell her I said Hello!)

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    Comments

    1. kathy downey says

      December 9, 2017 at 12:26 pm

      Omg,i love reading your post you always get a giggle out of me !

    2. Anne Taylor says

      September 10, 2013 at 7:36 pm

      LOLOL (literally) My boobs, are on occassion, crosseyed 😛

    3. Denise says

      August 11, 2013 at 12:08 am

      ROTFL! I am going to laugh about the east/west boob one for a while!

    4. Crazy Shenanigans says

      August 3, 2013 at 9:28 pm

      Haha! I can’t stop looking at people who don’t wear bras. I mean what are they thinking?

    5. Bridget says

      August 3, 2013 at 12:59 pm

      haha oh gosh! Your passive aggressive letters always make my day!

    6. Victoria Ess says

      August 2, 2013 at 4:42 am

      Haha! I would have totally moved seats if I was sitting beside that guy!

    7. Candice K says

      August 2, 2013 at 3:35 am

      ROFL sadly a small part of me wished I were that tile girl with the big boobs you were addressing that letter too…..

      • Stephanie says

        August 2, 2013 at 9:20 pm

        Bwhaha Your comment gave me the giggle I so needed today. Thanks 🙂

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