Have a long hot shower and shave those legs.
Do your hair.
Don’t forget to do your make-up.
Put on your best set of bra and panties. Your “power panties”, you know, the one’s that make you feel fabulous.
Have a little snack, shopping on an empty stomach is a very bad idea.
Now that you’re physically and mentally prepared, hit those stores!
Try on ALL the clothes you think might look decent on you.
Twist and turn, evaluting all your wobbly bits in the mirror. Feel disgusted with yourself. Sigh.
Bite your lip. Put your chin up and leave those nasty clothes right there in the change room.
Head to the shoe store.
Buy shoes. Shoes don’t judge.
Shoes always fit.
Thank God for fabulous shoes.
Lushka Smith says
So true, and purses always fit too.
Donna L. says
I love these shoes.
Debbie White Beattie says
I agree shoes always fit and they always make me feel awesome unlike clothes because they always tell me I need to lose weight but I ignore them and head to the shoe department
Chandra Christine O'Connor says
The proper bra and u dies are a must when trying on clothes otherwise everything feels ugly. With me anyways.
Chandra Christine O'Connor says
That’s suppose to be undies
Jay M says
Ha. I can appreciate this (knowing a lot of girls that loves shopping, shoes and purses) but I’m missing that shoe loving gene. I’m an outdoorsy girl that probably gets the same amount of excited about backpacks and hiking shorts. So you can imagine the stress and anxiety when I do have to dress up. I will not shop on an empty stomach though!
heather says
This was a fun post to read. I love shoes but I am all done with the high heels they really ruined my feet.
DARLENE W says
OMgosh, any shoe with more than a 1″ heel is a no go for me