You know how there are 5 stages of grief. Yeah, well apparently there are also 5 stages of Vacation Envy. More specifically: “He has gone golfing with 7 other dudes to sunny Florida and left me with two kids, the pets, in the middle of a wicked Canadian blizzard and I am jealous as hell Vacation Envy.” Stage 1: Denial… View Post
Penguin Luck- Give Away!
Photo Credit kaymupetson.com Do you believe in Ghosts? Do you live life following your heart while chasing your dreams, or do you do what is expected of you? Torn between her heart and her head. Doreen Lowe is at a crossroads and tackling some of the biggest decisions of her life. Her head is spinning, should she be listening to… View Post
I Am Tardy
Just about forever and a day ago some wonderful bloggy friends bestowed some awards on me! I pay my bills on time, am never late to pick my kids up from school and am ridiculously anal about showing up for coffee at the appointed hour as expected, yet for some reason I can never get these fab awards posted in… View Post
Who Says Bribery Doesn’t Work
I needed their rooms cleaned up. I wanted them to practice their piano. Showers are required. Litter box must be cleaned. Please girls, do your chores. Girls, remember I asked you to clean the litter box? Girls…. SweetGirl YOU are the one with the piano lesson tomorrow, not me. nag nag nag nag Is this my life now? Screw this. … View Post
Unexpected Gifts For The Sleepover Virgin
Reflecting back on my dear daughters first sleepover I am thrilled with how the whole par-taaay went. The girls feasted on friendship and giggled themselves into a blissed out state of euphoria. “People who have this much fun should be sent to jail Mom!!” My BlueEyed girl yelled at me over her frozen mocktail. Tears of laughter streaming down her… View Post
Passive Aggressive Letters. . . . with Love
Dear Little Crook who broke into my SUV. Again.Does your Mother know where you were last night? (you little creep) Do you think she would be proud? (that her kid is a piece of dirt) Of course not! What in the hell were you thinking!You, my little deviant friend, are heading down a very bumpy road. Breaking a Mama’s car… View Post
Nominate Me?
Yes, I am aware this is pathetic! Somehow I ended up on the babble.com list of Mommy Bloggers! I am all kinds of excited! Now I am way… way at the bottom. I certainly don’t ever expect to get to the top, but if you could take a moment to click here then scroll down until you see How To… View Post
Sweepstakes to Simplify The Crazy-Want to Win a Netbook?
My day begins like many other Mama’s out there. The crazy rush to get the kids out the door. Don’t have a single thing for the kids to eat for lunch cause the sandwich meat just smelled a wee bit funky as I pulled it from the crisper, all the good “school” clothes are somehow still in the laundry basket,… View Post
Interview With Moi
I want to give a great big Thank You to Simply Stacie for Interviewing little old Me! Please pop on over there and tell her I said Hi! Mwah
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