Waited all day for the UPS guy…afraid to leave the house, only to miss him when you were ummm indisposed. Checked your blog to see if it will brighten you day and realized you have lost one of your invisible friends. Had a fight with the Tupperware and pots that are taking over the kitchen cupboard….and lost. Shopped for 3… View Post
Today’s Complaints…
Who decided TV was bad? Yeah, I don’t care what you say, TV is gooood, real good. It is a cheap, clean form of entertainment. TV has been my time killer for the kids. Yes I can admit I am that Mom…Oh please girl, are you telling me you never let your kids watch 1 episode more of TV then… View Post
Thanksgiving for 15. . . . . and then she rested.
Want to hear the truth about Thanksgiving? Well, it’s great. As long as it is at someone else’s house!! Spend 2 days cleaning up your home. If you are anything like me. Procrastinate so much you still end up doing some crazy kind of shuffle and hide so your house is presentable before the first guest arrives. Spend a few… View Post
Oxymoron’s from a Real Desperate HouseWife
I’m baking low fat oatmeal muffins and cramming in as many chocolate chips as the batter can hold. I’m drinking my 8 glasses of water hoping to shed a pound or two….chasing each glass with some super yummy chocolate and minty girl guide cookies. I spend 20 minutes in the morning covering my face in make-up so I can look… View Post
Car Pool Conversations
One of my many jobs out here in the Suburbs is the never ending carpool.To swimming, gymnastics, choir, track or even birthday parties it seems like I’m always hauling a load of wee ones to some incredibly important social event.One of the wonderful things about being the invisible driver in the front seat? The conversations overheard between groups of 7-10… View Post
True Food Confessions
I ate too much guacamole.It seemed like a good idea at the time.I’m paying for it now.Turns out the Montezuma’s Revenge I thought I had on our last trip to Mexico was not so much that, more likely…Revenge of the avocado. Damn you …you glorious tasty addictive dip.
Contraband Underwear
I went shopping for a new dress today.Why?Big event coming up and it’s time for another new “little black dress”. Didn’t take me long to find what I was looking for. Simple. Cute.Zip Ding.Ring it up. As I was driving home I began to have this nagging uncomfortable feeling in the pit of my stomach.What the hell was that.After a… View Post
Wednesday Wisdom
Short and sweet and to the point. Let go of the fear and the regret that slow us down and keep us from enjoying a journey that will be over too soon. Author Unknown
This Weeks. . . . . . . . . . Confessions from Suburbia
I put baby powder in my hair this morning because I was too damn tired to have a shower. When my kids asked why we had to leave the park. I had no good excuse. I used “Because I said so.” I swore I would never do that. When the Hubby was away golfing and the kids were tucked all… View Post
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