Yes, I’m a woman. Do you know any woman who is truly happy with the way she looks?A couple of wrinkles here or there.Some extra junk in the trunk?Too much boob? Not enough? I can’t fix those things overnight…but what I could fix up…My blogOkay I can’t, but I could hire a professional to help me. Do I need an… View Post
Wish I hadn’t done that.
I really wish I hadn’t…Breathed in so much of that cleaner when I was scrubbing down the shower. Little Dizzy… …Bought myself a new lipstick, and when I brought it home discovered it’s my Grandma’s favorite shade. Sexy.…Forgotten to change from my bright pink crocs into my sensible sandals before I hopped in the car to dash off to the… View Post
Have You Ever?
*Pinched your eyelid in your eyelash curler.*Gone to the ATM and driven away WITHOUT your cash.*Made sandwiches for you kids to take to school and then remembered it’s hot lunch day.*Lugged you butt out of bed to start the day, hit the shower, only to realize it was Saturday.*Gone to the store for milk, spent $100.00 on Groceries..but not picked… View Post
What I Should Have Done Today
What I Should be Doing….cleaning up my house. Mother in Law is babysitting tonight and the house must be beyond regular babysitter clean, it must be Mother in Law clean. What I’m Doing Instead….shopping for a new pair of jeans that does not make me look like I am wearing a diaper under my pants. Severe case of baggy pants… View Post
I’ve been Mam’ed
What does it mean when some 25 year old check out girl says…”There you go Mam” as she hands you your change? It means you have been Mam’ed! SHE is at LEAST 25 I just turned 38…seriously..just. Should she really be:“Yes Mam”“Here you Go Mam”“Thank you Mam”. QUIT MAMING ME! Sigh.Perhaps it’s manners? Or maybe it’s Karma baby.I apologize to… View Post
Sometimes it’s the little things
Woke up with a groan and rolled over. Did not want to get out of bed. So. Tired. Peeled my eyelids open. Desperately tried to focus on the alarm clock. Huh? It is only 4:12am! Actually giggled to myself…I get to sleep for three more hours! Sigh. Sometimes it’s the little things that bring one joy in Suburbia.
More Passive Aggressive Letters….with Love
Dear Grocery ClerkSo you have switched to “bring your own bags” at this great grocery giant. I love the environment. I have no problem with that. I bought my reusable bags a long long time ago. Even got one of those nifty bins for hauling groceries. But here is a tip. Just because those industrial strength bags and bins can… View Post
Lovely er Lemonade Anyone?
Who Me?Many thanks to One with, One withoutNow I’m told I am to accept the award, post it on my blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award, and his or her blog link. Pass the award to 10 other blogs that you’ve newly discovered. Remember to contact the bloggers to let them know they… View Post
Bloggy Love
Seriously, how lucky am I? I have been blogging for a fairly short time. During this time I have been blessed to discover some great reads and unleash my creative demon. A wonderful little bonus. Awards! Who knew…and it I will admit it, it feels so good. I love comments, I adore new followers, and now I love awards. I’m… View Post
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