It’s late.I’m tired.Seriously, how can a family of four make this big a mess.Didn’t I just clean the girls bathroom two days ago.Yep. That is a barbie head with green Colgate “shampoo” blocking the drain. Revolting.How can there be dog hair up here? The dog is not allowed upstairs.I feel like a maid.Taking a toothbrush to the moulding in here… View Post
10 Reasons I’m Not Losing Weight
Why is it that every time I turn on my laptop there is some sweet little article ready to lecture me on the reasons I’m failing miserably at losing those last couple of pounds? It screams…Read me…I have the secret..I know the reasons you can’t lost weight.The Internet, the magazines even the television is mocking me. Some of the wise… View Post
Stupid Stresses in Suburbia
~Geez do I look fat in this top-I need to lose 5 pounds.~My legs are so white!~How have I waited so long to get my hair done? Check out those roots!~Crap. Is that a Zit?~I forgot to get juice boxes.~My perfect carpool fell through.~What if BlueEyes doesn’t make the team? She will be heart broken. ~Field trip forms. Can’t forget… View Post
38 is the new 60
Have I turned some invisible corner down here in Suburbia? Something is different. It wasn’t that long ago that I would catch the odd guy, man, even boy-child checking me out. He might have been a cradle robbing early 20s or a dude pushing his middle 40’s that had given me the eye. I never really thought about it, it… View Post
Things that make you go Hmmm?
Got an envelope in the mail today. It wasn’t a bill. Good start.Pretty little envelope, scrolly writing. Open it up and it’s an invite to a baby shower?For….who? Do I know someone who is pregnant? I don’t think so. OK wait. Someone who just had a baby? Gee, not that I can think of.I don’t recognize this name.I have no… View Post
The Big Reveal
So which one was the lie? Pool hopping! Although if I had been one of those kids that was more scared of my friends then my Dad, this one would be true too. Yes, there were lots of young teens in my neighbourhood who went from house to house hopping in and out of pools on those steamy summer nights…. View Post
Can You Spot A Liar?
The super sweet Elizabeth over at Type A Mommy tagged me in this little mini meme! The challenge, post two truths and one lie. Can you figure out which one is the lie? 1. I once got caught pool jumping. You don’t know what that is? Canadian summers can be brutally hot. The fully awesome thing to do with your… View Post
Simple Questions from Suburbia
Since I gave up the single life and settled down to become a hip suburban mama, I have found more then a few annoying questions for which I have no answer. Is there no answer…or am I just that blond?! Where DOES the other sock go? Why DO men think it’s OK to fart in the marital bed? At what… View Post
Passive Agressive Letters ….with Love
Dear SirIf you do not have a handicapped sticker, get out of that spot. Dear MadameAre you aware that there are 15 cars piled up behind you trying to drop their children off to school? See all those signs that say no parking…drop off and pick up only. They actually mean..wait for it..NO PARKING..DROP OFF AND PICK UP ONLY. Dear… View Post
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